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1. You notice the grandmas

and the grandpas at the beach are snapping at the grandkids.

2. You see an ad

for a rib joint and think, "Nah. I’ve had enough of those."

3. You sign on and notice

that your backlog of office e-mails has hit the 500 mark, while the number of half-drunk water bottles around you outnumber the full bottles by a 5-to-1 ratio.

4. You only have two rolls

of toilet paper left out of a 24-pack.

5. You crave a simple glass of ice water

instead of a those coconut-pineapple-five-kinds-of-rum drinks.

6. You have more sand in your car

than they have at Normandy.

7. You walk around humming

Jimmy Buffet’s greatest hits, and find out all of your mail has been forwarded to Margaretville.

8. You see it has been raining

in Maryland and you know your grass will be a half-foot high. And you are happy to know you are needed.

9. You can’t wait

to get home to read the book you brought to the beach.

10. You are delighted

to learn that NFL training camps are opening.