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1. At the movie theatre: When you meet acquaintances/friends

• Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
• Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet

• Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
• Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia….. why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask

• Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
• Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

• Stupid Question:- Is the "Chicken garlic" dish good??
• Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

• Stupid Question:- Jason,Ronny you’ve become so big.
• Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask

• Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
• Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call

• Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
• Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping… you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair

• Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
• Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding.

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth

• Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
• Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks

• Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
• Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!